Green Text Guy

"I smell like Bamboo"

- Green Text Guy

Green Text Guy is one of Yeet Boi's good friends who often appears in various commentary gaming videos. He is held to be the funny one who makes all the good jokes. His narration is very entertaining, often making funny noises, or talking about something completely unrelated to the gameplay.

Green Text Guy first appeared in "Touhou but my friends watch me fail miserably" making the funny jokes and keeping the video interesting, while Blue Text Guy is generally unfunny, making unironicly bad jokes. The Two create an excellent duo, as they contrast greatly, making very entertaining video. They both returned for the sequel, which was the first commentary video to also feature Yeet Boi's own narration, who is captioned in orange text.

Blue Text Guy
Blue Text Guy is another one of Yeet Boi's close friends, known for being the opposite of Green Text Guy. They make the bad jokes and the smart-ass comments. In Yeet Boi's videos, his text color is actually cyan, but is still known as Blue Text Guy. Blue Text Guy has helped edit and make videos for Yeet Boi.

Neither Green Text Guy nor Blue Text Guy have their own active YouTube channels. Both are admins in the Meme Aids discord server.

Quotes
"Huh why are we talking before we beat the living shit out of each other? Oh it's cause we're 2-year-olds and don't know what the fuck a fight is" - Touhou 1

"The balls hold an unknown power - yeah it's called semen" - Touhou 1

"What's the funniest thing you could think of?" "Uhhh... My life." - Touhou 1￼

"I smell like bamboo" - Touhou 2

"This is gonna be one shitty video" - Touhou 2

"Imagine hitting the ground at Mach 1" "I don't think you remain" - F100 Eggsperience.